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(N.) Sneeze of Death. The REAL cause of the Extinction of the Dinosaurs, not that whole Meteor thing. Done by Homer Simpson, using a Time Traveling Toaster in 300,000,000 B.C.
Bonecrusha, nigga!
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When a penis sneezes.When a penis ejaculates.
*atchu*
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The term “I’m sneezing” refers to a person emotion. You don’t understand it, you just feel it.
Person 1: “Bro I’m sneezing!”
Person 2: YEEEEAAAHHH
Person 1: “I’m sneezing and crying”
Person 2: “Me too man”
When a man has a orgasm and he always ends up whit a pile of cum.
Man i i hate cum and i just want to climax and i usualy end up whit a crotch sneeze
When an individual has consumed an inappropriate amount of meat that they have an uncontrollable sneezing fit.
Adam has the meat sneezes from eating to much brisket.
The act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.
Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*