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The smell of ass even when not presently sniffing one; The lingering effects from placing your nostril on someone's sweaty ass hole and deeply inhaling.
Michael was diagnosed with ass sniff-itis after spending the day with his boyfriend.
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When someone is not even worthy of kissing your ass they may be invited to sniff your hoop as that is the closest they are going to get.
Can also be a hand gesture while driving for example: making a "hoop" with thumb and forefinger tips together brought up tip the nasal cavity and a healthy deep breath.
"Ach, sniff my hoop ya useless wee bawbag"
When You pick your butt with ur own thumb and it smells bad u ask somone to sniff it for you
Sniff my thumb is when you have an itch in ur butt and it smells really bad and you dicide to pick it with your thumb and then ask somone to sniff it
When a guy slaps you with his dick and then makes you smell it.
From by Louis C.K.'s 'Last Chance' video.
So then, we do the slap 'n' sniff, so he slaps me with his dick and I smell it. Then we do the swordfighting.
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To give you a tryout or try to figure out what it's all about. A more civilized form of what a dog does when it...uh...sniffs your ass.
Bill: "Ooh...looks like Peter messed up on his TPS reports again. We may need to fire him."
Bob: "Peter's a bright kid, I like his style. Let's send him out to the Boston office and let those guys sniff his ass for a couple of weeks. If they don't like what they see, then we'll can the bastard."
Stan: "Peter, why don't you come out to Boston and let us sniff your ass for a little bit? Not trying to scare you, but Bill would like us to evaluate your performance."
Peter: "Man, you guys are such a bunch of brown-nosers."
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To get access to or obtain the privelage of having relations with a beautiful woman. To ask for approval or acceptance from a friend or colleague when obtaining something of personal value or worth.
While sitting at the bar two attractive women approached my friends and I. As they approached, Tyrone asked the tall lady with the apple bottom, "What does it take for a playa like me to get a sniff?"
A business deal is underway and a personal friend of one of the men in the deal enters the room. After hearing what is being discussed, he asks, "give me a sniff" with some of that action.
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A weird little creature. Closely related to a Hodgey. Constantly picking and sniffing.
Person 1: Smell these potatoes. Do they smell of poo?
Person 2: Shut up you Pick 'n' Sniff