Cut some slack

This phrase is used to request or suggest leniency. To go easy on someone, or to be forgiving.

"Cut some slack, he's had a tough day"
"Cut me some slack while I'm learning"

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Spill some seed

Alternate term to describe ejaculating. Particularly used when describing jerking off to porn.

Oh man, I can’t wait to spill some seed to Adriana Chechik’s new video.

Here's some bleach

Another way to say "kill yourself"

Brentley: " Bro, I broke the bong."
Chard: "Here take this."
Brentley: "What's this?
Chard: "some bleach, kill yourself."

Here's some bleach

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touch some grass

A phrase said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality.

Person 1: Hey, did you see the TikTok I tagged you in?
Person 2: The one where people were talking about which NUMBER they would let rail them?!?!
P1: Ya! I would let 4 hit it, ngl.
P2: OUTSIDE. NOW. You need to fucking touch some grass.

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some guys on ice

common misheard lyrics of “cigars on ice”

“wait it’s cigars on ice?? i thought it was some guys on ice”

sending some faxes

Apart from the obvious (to send a fax to another person in another location),
To send a fax is also understood as to shit on the toilet!

The toilet paper is been seen as the fax paper, the toilet & sewer as the medium of transmission, and you fill in the blank what the ink will be!

Damn man, I need to shit so badly I'm almost shitting in my pants!

You're planning on sending some faxes?

Faxes? to where?

To the other side of the world, where people will read them! :-)

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Gettin' Some Ted

Arriving on the green in regulation of any given hole while playing golf. Evolved from 'being on the dance floor,' to 'you're dancin,' to 'you're Ted Dansen,' to 'Gettin' gettin' some Ted!' Best used in team play to inform your partner of your status, works best when money is invloved, and when sung to the harmony of the song "Gettin' Some (Head)" by artist Shawnna.

On a Par 5, you're partner is only within shouting distance of you. Your third shot sticks on the green, awarding you a point in your bet with the other team. You proclaim that you are 'Gettin' some Ted' while you dance around your opponent, and loud enough so your teammate in the other cart can engage in the same behavior, demoralizing your opponents.