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When you have sex with a pregnant woman and break her water, so you whip out a metal straw (to save the turtles) and pop it into her pussy like a caprisun, and drink her water, accidentally aborting the baby by sucking it out.
“Did you hear Jennifer lost her baby?”
“Yeah, I heard she got a capri-son!”
An adult male who has casual sex with his best friends dad.
Your dad said he wanted me to be his son with benefits.
A phrase expressing unhappiness due to an inopportune situation.
Son of a wizard, my pants fell off.
Right before a girl, slaps you in the face!!!
Me: You scared you little Son of a Bi-
Girl: *slaps*
Also Me: mommy!!!
Noun
: a frequent technological failure you strongly dislike or hate
—used to express surprise, disappointment, anger, etc.
: a technological hurdle that hampers efficiency and is wasteful of time
John: Hello Nat! For some reason I do not seem to be receiving any of the college's e-mails today.
Nat: Hmm. I can't explain why it's happening, just that our new email listserv is not delivering emails to anyone with first initial "J."
John: SON OF A GLITCH!
slang for "what"? Or hearing impairment.
Two fishermen are sitting next to each other. One looks at the other and says "I caught a 15 poundah day". The other fisherman looks at him and says "ha?son"
Dem son is a misspelled phrase mostly used when reacting to some dank ass memes. It's pretty good, all things considered.
*Person goes to tumblr and finds some pepe memes involving snoop da boi*
Person: Dem son des sum gud shit dawg.