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Darrel wore assless chaps when he got his wet tube sox
The MLB Team that runs Chicago. Can’t get above .500 and owns Aroldis Chapman.
Let’s watch the White Sox vs Red Sox!
Loses 16-3
Let’s watch Yankees vs White Sox!
Wins 5-0
Poseur Boston Red Sox fans, who have been rooting for the team only since 2004 or 2007, but act like they've been lifelong die hards. Normally have no connection whatsoever to the city of Boston. Most are either female and/or college fraternity members. Faux Sox can be easily spotted by their pristine, unbent, perfectly clean Red Sox caps that they pretentiously wear. The male species normally have goattees (as do some of the females).
Fan 1: Did you hear that guy behind us? He just told his friend that they were supposed to stand up for the 6th inning stretch. What a douche.
Fan 2: (turns around; sees frat boy wearing a Red Sox cap) No wonder. He's a Faux Sox. He doesn't know shit about baseball.
Super hot and sexy, the best person you'll ever meet, super funny and yet somehow mean, you'll be lucky to be his friend
"dude have you seen Sox today?"
"Yeah they're so funny, I wish he would be my best friend"
Once upon a time a lightning strike named sox sugscox lived in the bozo mozo town one day he met a mage called angel goat who he was vexed at angel for writing a book named culligordo the book sold millons of copys in the country one day sox ganged up with bamboostal inpog and flko to beat up angel and get him in slay jail but it all backfired cuz angel pooped on them all and had an enormous diarrhea incarnate mariah carey and they all got so disgusted that he went to axo and dario and hit the amogus thug shaker oh yea and he lived happily ever after
Sox writers are not going anywhere
Richard: Damn I cannot wait to have sox tonight!
Jaquan: Yeah man me too... we can do it together...