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Birthday spankings

To strike the ass of a person on their birthday, giving them the amount of swats as their age(for example, a 16 year old would get 16 whacks to the butt). This practice originated in North America as a way to celebrate someone's birthday. There are several ways to do birthday spankings: over the knee, bent over furniture, under the arm, or everyone lines up with their legs spread apart so the birthday boy/girl can crawl under their legs and as they pass by you, you swat their buttocks. Usually, one or all of the parties involved get sexual ensure out of this

Come over my knee, it's time for your birthday spankings

by Novanilla January 26, 2015

19๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


man spank

noun or verb. a spank on the ass that is administered and recieved by the male gender not as a form of punishment or flirtation but instead to show appreciation for a recently performed task.

1. Did you see Kobe "man spank" Lamar after that thunderous dunk?
2. If my boss continues to "man spank" me every time I hand in my report on time I'm going to start thinking he is gay.

by Big Francisco December 31, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock spank

An extremely dim-witted or outwardly asinine person.

Dude, that clown is a total cock spank!

by Callum Mako April 11, 2004

23๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spank the Hamster

A term for masturbation.

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.

by fubsish August 14, 2009

33๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


endless spank

A term used in online gaming where someone is constantly winning or "owning noobs". It essentially reffers to one spanking another person(s) in an endless loop of ownage.

1)I'm gonna endless spank all over his face.
2)Yeah, endless spank bitch!
3)Leigh was such an endless spank last night (only the ladies can say this and can mean TWO things)

by EndlesSpank January 16, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


genital spanking

1) when you spank someone/something with your genitals
2) getting someone to spank your genitals

you ever tried genital spanking?

by manx arbiter January 26, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spank Off

v. To masterbate; wank

i like to vigorously spank off.

by jim jimson November 28, 2002

49๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž