passionate speaking

When someone is very passionate and enthusiastic about the point they are trying to put across. Often putting their hands on your shoulders and shaking the life out of you as they speak. They (without noticing) use A LOT of aggressive hand gestures, but then notice they are doing it as you start to imitate their movements. This "passionate speaking" may include a certain amount of sarcasm and can be found quite humorous by those who understand it. True naturals at "passionate speaking" can even convey their gestures and feelings quite miraculously through text. Ones may even say it's as if they can feel the glare from the person through their text. For highest quality of smiles and laughter it's best witnessed in person.

Olivia - "🗯️"
Malorie - "I like to call it passionate speaking"

Cheek Speak

When somebody tries to talk about something they have no knowledge of. Talking out your butt.

Wow that’s such cheek speak. They know nothing about what they are talking about.

lazythumb speak

It's the act of turning a seemingly normal sentence, or group of sentences, into gibberish by way of a lazy thumb on the touch-pad of a laptop. The lazy thumb refocuses the cursor to another portion of the sentence while the frenzied typist continues unknowingly. This normally comes off looking like someone communicating in their second language, or possible the experiment of the monkey and the typewriter.

Jim95: "Everythiall the sun got in my eyng went real thI miss wintere other daahahahahy except when I was trying to hit the bes and caused me to miss, and look foolish. Damn sun, hahaha"

dudette: "wft is that supposed to mean? LOL"

Jim95: "sorry... lazythumb speak that"

speaking I.M.

Speaking net lingo acronyms in every day converstions.

Speaking I.M.

Grl: "O M G! I W S N!"

other Grl: " O M F G. NO WAY!"

(say the letters.)

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gay speak

dis iz gai sp33k! I m sp3akn9 9ay5p3ek! i aM Da MaN!1112 i cAN KiLL yuO!!1 WaSh Me RyD mA VEHiCle!111`

<Contradicted> tEh PpLz @ JiPpii.c0m r fagz! DeY sp33k gai spe3|<!!!!!!1
<MuchoKoolo> You are such a colon-head.

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leet speak

Dumbest fucking thing in the world. Not to mention it's extremely difficult to read unless you're an annoying 13 year old boy or 16 year old girl, and it often takes longer to type out words in leet than it does to regularly type them out.

13 y/o boy: "OMG ur t3h U83R H4XX0RZ!!!1!!! LEET SPEAK IS T3H 4W50M3N355!!!!11!!1!!!1"
Common Sense:"Shut the fuck up, you fucking idiot."

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speaking in cursive

when the homie is spitting so hard that they just can't be understood. like wtf did those words actually come out your mouth? did i hear that correctly?

when they start talking with their hands and making swirls in the air using their wand

homie: see that would never happen because the moment she decides that she wants to play me i already decided along ass time ago that I was going to play her, so really she's only playing herself

you: damn g, you speaking in cursive

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