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A small speed bump that you don't have to slow down for.
Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.
Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!
Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"
The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.
Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.
It's the washing machine that outlasts your life, and washes better than any other HE washer.
Me: Hey, which washer should I buy?
Dealer: I recommend that you buy yourself an old Speed Queen.
Sanic speed is when you or somelne goes su fast it rips apart all time and existence and if you were to run sanic speed you will hear sonic the hedgehog green hill zone ear rape music
When you run as fast as Keemstar and ascend to hyperspace but you crash because you didn't eat your leftovers.
Alfonzo: "Yo dude I was going Dank Speed the other day!"
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.
womaniser but also likes men
“Oh my GOSH”
“what??”
“it’s sam speed the womaniser but he also likes men”
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a person who has no ability other than sped
wow daniel james is such a speed merchant