Size up your Sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree trunk you arsehole, shit just got in your way
When a man gets out of bed to go pee and doesn't realize his pecker is stuck to his ball sack and he pees on his butthole.
I had to get a towel this morning cuz I had sphincter sprinkler.
When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.
Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.