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when you ejaculate on a girl so much
she becomes stuck and can't get away.
i spiderman dat hoe to the wall see Bukkake
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Epic fail of a musical directed by Julie Taymor. Bono and the Edge wrote the music, which was terrible. Filled with flying stunts and slingshots across the stage, one is not surprised to hear of all the injuries that went down for the stunt doubles. Its not that bad though, they broke several records including largest budget for a broadway show EVER (65$ million dollars) and the most preview performances before actually opening.
Let's go see spiderman: turn off the dark!
no way man! I don't want a flying guy in spandex to fall on me.
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when you are fucking a girl and you cum on her back and then knock her out. and then in the morning the cum is still on her back, resembling a spider web. ;
josh fucked kari and he came on her back and then knocked her out and she woke up with a spidey web on her back. ;D and then josh told mack that he is going to spiderman dat hoe again.
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The act of Jizzing on your partners face, in the shape of a spiderweb.
Michelle loved the Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman ) I gave last night!
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When you're with a girl and you put her in a paracord spiderweb on the ceiling and Bang her from below while wearing a Spiderman costume
"Man, I did the Upside-Down Spiderman tango last night. That shit was tricky but god damn if I didn't put my web all up in her"
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It's when you shart and then reach back grab some of the feces and then wipe it on someone’s face. It’s a reverse Spiderman.
Scott didn't help out and got a taste of the Reverse Spiderman aka Venom.
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When you get so piss drunk that you have to use the wall to walk to hand over hand walk your way around.
You-"Wow dude he is pretty torn up"
Your friend- "HAHA wow dude he looks like an Irish Spiderman"
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