Betty had to put in a clunge sponge as she just came on her period in the middle of town.
Someone who is relatively quiet and will take to louder personalities and start taking on that personality
person 1: Hey, has Kelsey been acting different?
person 2: yea, she's a personality sponge......no thanks to Jessi
someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea, but he also has a mortgage.
sponge robert: sorry, i have to go to the bank today to make a payment on my mortage
An expression widely used within the military to describe a person who, by their input or presence, have the ability to suck all the fun out of a particular task or situation.
"I used to enjoy being on nights, but recently it's been such a drag because I've been on with Danny, he's a total morale sponge."
slang term used to describe tampon
or used to describe a guy who gets a lot of women
Julie - "can you pass me a tampon hunny?"
Dan - "you mean a Vagina Sponge."
John - "did you see that dude? he has 3 girls hanging off him."
Jeff - "dude, he's a total vagina sponge."
A person who involves themselves with drama without being involved to begin with.
Man 1: Hey bro I heard about what your argument with Kyle you should watch your back.
Man 2: How about you quit being a Drama Sponge and mind your own buisness.
Created by Kamstamizer, sping spong is a phrase used to insult one's intelligence to an extreme degree (putting them on the same level as a mentally retarded individual)
Stfu Ben you absolute sping spong