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When a woman is 'using five penises at one time. One in the vagina, one in the rectum, one in the mouth and she is also masturbating two other penises. When moving her arms she looks like a spread out eagle.
Man 1: Me and the lads are going to see Julie tonight.
Man 2: Damn right, got to give her the spread eagle.
Man 1: SHOTGUN ASS!
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A metaphorical and implied meaning to have sex on the breakfast table in the morning. Normally it involves the woman spreading wide and ready to receive. If a child asks what this is it's just a side sauce like breakfast gravy.
Barry: Honey, get the breakfast spread ready so I can dip my sausage in it.
Veronica: Alright the spread is on the table ready to get eaten.
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a nice phrase skateboard companies use instead of "marketing"
saying it automatically makes someone a kook.
company rep: yeah we're out here spreading the stoke and turning kids onto the sport
realist: yeah you're just taking advantage of impressionable kids and getting them to buy your boards with their parents money
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When a black girl spreads her legs and ass cheeks and is ready for sexual intercourse.
Man - Ayo you lookin' thicker than a mf snicker. You ready to ghetto spread?
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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread
INGREDIENTS
1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips
INSTRUCTIONS
- while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell.
- add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN
-say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone
"aye, TINY BABY FACE! after your break off for throwing your open bag of TOP RAMEN all over your celly, make sure to eat another ghetto spread for maximum results for your out date lil homie...and sound off when your done!!"
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What is a "ghetto spread"? A ghetto spread is exactly like a debit spread, except you don't buy/sell both legs at the same time. First, you buy a long call, then wait for the premium on your short call to be higher than the premium of your long call, and sell it.
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