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A term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend's time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.
Wow, did you catch John last night he was totally friend squatting on Louise all night ... bored? She looked like she was in suspended animation.
A pimp squat is a type of pimp that rest haven hos flock to, that allows his ho's to be lazy, he will fuck his main ho knowing she is ignoring her tricks, & allowing ho's to rip off good tricks; because, essentially he's to lazy, or scared to pimp hard. He's a broke simp that is getting pimped by the ho.
"Who's that calling you??" ,pimp squat asked his ho.
"Oh that's just sugar daddy Larry, I was expecting his call it's pay day, daddy." says ho to pimp squat.
"Fuck larry ho! Its your day off! & this my pussy ho you ain't going nowhere today let's cuddle!" says pimp squat..
While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.
“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick”
Someone who gets a sexual thrill by sitting on pie.
"Sunny thought Bob had a foot fetish, but he turned out to be a squat cobbler guy."
A person who has been given permission to live in a forclosed house by the original squatter who has found another home to squat in.
NO I don't actually own this place. I'm just SUB-SQUATTING from Joe, who has moved on to a better neighborhood.
The act of 2 persons performing a squat while using each other as back rests (back to back) in order to mutually pass fecal matter. To ensure success lock arms. The ultimate act of trust.
Jeremy: yo, I got to drop a deuce.
Austin: same here, those hot wings just came back with a vengence
Jeremy: wanna pull a siamese squat?
When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation
Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat
Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess