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When a female wearing a g-string accidentally sharts causing a slight whistle followed by a squish.
My girlfriend and I were out to dinner the other night at a mexican restuarant, when I made her laugh so hard she accidentally farted playing me a tune on the squishy whistle.... so I sang along.
Were one shits on a peice of paper and rolls it then smokes it like a joint.
Squishy Dope
Squishy dishy basically means to be a rishikesh samant
Ex- oh stop being a squishy dishy
When a guys cock is huge erect and teeny tiny flaccid
I don't want to show girls my cock unless I'm erect because I have a squishy eggplant
A midget that fists another person in their anus, and then pulls out their rectum giving them a pink sock.
Me: Beth had to go to the hospital last night.
Person:What for?
Me:Her midget husband grape squishied her last night.
Person:Ewwww!
When you press your penis against a window with an audience and urinate at the same time while rubbing it around
Holy shit, Zach is giving us the squishy squid. Ewwww. It’s so small
When a man is struggling for an erection and gets partially there. Not too hard, not too soft. Not enough to have sex.
Babe, I’m sorry. It’s a 3/4 squishy. I’m so close. Maybe suck on me a little?