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crinkled starfish

Definition for anal opening/butthole.

I pounded her right in the crinkled starfish.

by tharper October 23, 2004


smoking starfish

The act of parting your ass cheeks and pressing your ass against a glass shower door/window/etc. exposing the chocolate starfish and farting causing a steamy residue on the glass itself, thereby making the chocolate starfish to look as if it were smoking.

I pressed my ass against the shower door the other day and farted, my wife exclaimed that it looked like asmoking starfish

by urbanlegend1973 June 29, 2010


pet the starfish

anal intercourse, touching of the anus with tongue,penis, fingers etc.

I positioned myself on my stomach with legs spread and asked Bob if he'd like to "pet the starfish".

by Crazy Ed January 15, 2007


blown starfish

a precursor to the medical condition known as a rectal prolapse. See ass tulip.

I can't let that dolphin do me in the butt, I have a well-developed blown starfish.

Man, my starfish is blown!

by Dags January 07, 2004


The Bearded Starfish

When a male sticks his cock in the girl's vagina simultaneously with his nuts in her asshole. Thus called because it hits both the chocolate starfish and the bearded clam.

Vicki was so loose that I was able to pull the bearded starfish on her skanky ass.

by Harry Ballsonya October 04, 2003


Leaky Starfish

A sphincter which has been stretched out or loosened from anal sex.

Bubba was my cell-mate, and now I have a leaky starfish.

by His-torian September 21, 2003


dancing starfish

when someone is bent over and you stick your thumb into their asshole and twiddle your fingers.

Man...Laura was bent over last night and I gave her the dancing starfish!!!

by Mr. T Toggler August 31, 2006