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This holiday falls on august 24th. You can steal anyone’s cat without any charges
Tim: I stole Sierra’s cat on national steal a cat day!
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Eddie who?
Eddie eddie.
Awww mr steal yo girl?
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1. Me.
2. Someone who is incapable of taking your romantic partner without your prior knowledge or consent. The opposite of Mr Steal Your Girl.
"He's such a Mr. Can't Steal Your Girl."
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When a guy steals a girl with whom you weren't dating, but chatting up numerous times in hopes of one day dating her (can also apply to girls). People like Mr. Steal yo Potential Girl are what causes others to be placed in the friendzone
Person A: dude, see that girl over there? I've been chatting her up for an hour, and I think I we are hitting it off!
Person B: cool story bro. I'll be right back *Person B leaves
-later-
Person A: yo, what took you so long, I've been waiting for 20 minutes!
Person B: oh, I was just getting that girl's number. We're doing some stuff tomorrow.
Person A: that's the same girl from earlier, jerk. God, stop being such a Mr. Steal yo Potential Girl.
Person B: that title it too long.
Person A: whatever douchebag.
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When you steal your mom's credit card and then your mom finds out and... oh no
Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!
Me:How do I get it?
Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich
Me: So you did it?
Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next
A sarcastic phrase when somebody on the road drives so recklessly that you assume they stole their driver's license from someone.
A car drives at 100 mph on a highway and crashes a nearby car.
Guy with wrecked car: Did you steal your license?!
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cordie stole my girl.
he's mr. steal your girl.
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