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A statement of questionable legitimacy. There is usually little or no evidence to back up a stoner fact, however the maker of the statement will insist that his or her information is accurate and act as if it is common knowledge. The term derives from the suspect statements often made by stoners.
Josh: "Coughing gets you like ten times higher, man."
Spiegel: "Yeah, right. That is such a stoner fact."
Josh: "No, I'm serious, man, everyone knows it's true."
Spiegel: "Sure it is. Next you're going to be telling me that if my roommate dies, I'll get straight A's."
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The creative effort stoners put into the development and construction of various smoking devices. Without Stoner Ingenuity we would not have apple pipes or gravity bongs.
"Dude, I just made a pipe out of a tampon and some tin foil!"
"That's Stoner Ingenuity for you"
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A certain vibe that girl/guys are attracted to because he/she smokes. Commonly referring to how laid back stoners usually are.
"No bitch on arms just my words and my stoner charm." - Kid Cudi
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A person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still badass enough to get all their shit done.
I just did all my homework, I'm definitely a functional stoner.
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an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high
Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!
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stoner thumb is the callous that forms on the side of your thumb as a direct result of using a lighter way too much. This usually occurs during long sessions of smoking the herb.
"Son, whats that on your thumb"
"A callous"
"from what?"
"not from my lighter sir"
"really because it looks like you've got a stoner thumb"
A personal stoner is a stoner that spends the majority of his time smoking cannabis by his or her self. these kinds of Stoners are more in-tune to themselves, due to the countless hours spent smoking weed alone, they gain a great knowledge of there own personality and themselves as a person. They are mostly anti-social besides there personal friends and tend to act weird around other people.
Joe: so ive been thinking, mike is a personal stoner huh?
cat: Meow
Joe: i mean think about it, hes pretty anti social, i know he smokes weed, and whenever i try to say hi to him he gets all weird and walks away.
cat: meow
Alex (Joe's friend): dude... your high as fuck. you have been talking to your cat this entire time.