STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE!!! everytime your alcoholic friends get a pack of beer, the straight edge kid gets a token beer to smash. cleaning up the world one beer at a time. dont froget to pick the can up!
peter: hey we got a 30 rack of coors
ty (straight edge): gimme my token beer *throws* STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE
Straight edge people that think they're better than other (straight edge) people. These people tend to claim they follow all of the rules perfectly, when in reality they're hypocrites.
Fuck the straight edge elite