coffee suit

A civil suit in which the lack of a disclaimer allows people with no common sense to win large sums of money. Suits of this nature which are not upheld are usually tossed out of court with "frivolous" stamped on them.

The name "coffee suit" is derived from the famous McDonald's Coffee suit, in which a woman sued because she spilled coffee on herself, burning herself, and the coffee cup didn't say that the contents would be hot.

Average Joe is bringing a coffee suit against Apple because his hearing has gone bad from using his iPod at unsafe listening volumes.

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wet suit

When a girl's pussy is both wet and tight. used for all ages of women.

frank: how was your night with melissa?
tom: man, it was awesome! she gave me the wet suit. i didn't need lube or anything!
frank: an old hag like her? damn!
tom: nothing like a good wet suit!

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jiggaboo suit

Specific attire that american negros prefer to wear.

Clothing Brands that manufacture jiggaboo suits:
-FUBU
-Echo
-South Pole
-G-Unit
-Sean Jean
-RockaWear
-FILA

"Holy shit some nigga stole my jiggaboo suit"

-Racing Jackets
-Two piece pajama suits - almost like scrubs
-3x shirts
-"shorts" that are actually shorts , but they wear them so low on their glutimus maximus that could be appear to be full length pants.

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Becca Suit

Similar to the popular "Birthday Suit"; the Becca Suit is a special outfit comprised only of what God gave you at birth. This outfit is only to be worn when in the company of very attractive southern women named Becca.

The other day my friend said "dooog, thats a nice suite, is it Armani?" I said "Naw dogg, this is that new Becca Suite"

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Suit up

Suit up simply means 'grow a pair and let's go'. Throwing a suit on doesn't hurt either.

Barney: Ted we're going out tonight.

Ted: Nah, I'm going to stay in and be a lame ass.

Barney: Ted, we're going out tonight. Suit up!

Ted: But...

Barney: Suit up!!!

Ted: Okay

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birthday suit

A suit that looks like you're naked, and look like you were a baby.

You just captured me wearing a birthday suit!

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bathing suit

Although believed to be an outfit for swimming, it isn't
Technically, it is a SUIT for bathing
But do you know anyone who bathes in suit?
That's what i thought.
The term "bathing suit" is politically incorrect
While we're on the subject, so is your face

"Okay, BATHING SUITS!"
"I don't know about you, but I personally bathe in the nude so I don't know what you're asking us to do"
"No,like a bathing suit"
"Who wears a suit when they take a shower?"
"No, like to go to the beach"
"You want me to bathe at the beach?!?!"
"In front of everyone?"
"Okay, everyone in the back, and line up"
"That's just a little bit nasty"

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