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When the guy cums on the girl's back and rolls her over onto the covers making them stick to her back and creating a cape, after this the guy then jerks off until he is about to blow his load then holds it until he can make an "explosion" into the girl's face
Hey nice cape!
I Know, my boyfriend gave me The Arabian Superman last night
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The belief that after seeing the hero win time after time, one will begin to cheer for the villain in an effort to see something new.
a.k.a the "John Cena Theory".
Cena Fan: Why do you hate John Cena?
Anti-Cena Fan: We're sick of him winning all the time. He's boring!!!!
Cena Fan: Oh, the "Superman Theory" is true, then
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When 2 people have sex and the man pulls his dick out of her pussy and cums on her back. Then she falls asleep and the sheets stick to her back so i the morning she ends up having a cape.
i'm gonna superman that ho
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when a guy jizzes on a girl's back and tells her he's gonna wipe it up with a towel, when really he just throws it on her back so that it gets stuck and looks like superman's cape.
preferably with a red towel.
watch me crank that soulja boy then SUPERMAN THAT HOE
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1) When a woman is preforming fellatio and the man blows a load so hard it actually makes a hole in the back of the womans head and he precedes to place kryptonite in the hole that has been made by a giant load of super semen. AKA dry or very thick semen
"Man i pulled a superman shotgun on Lois Lane last night"
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A change of a big-budget film's date dramatically such as this film's did when it went from opening everywhere June 28th to opening June 27th even after the trailers have already established the date as the former.
Dude, TRANSFORMERS just pulled a Superman Returns!
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The best movie of 2006. Period. After the disappointing X3 and fangirl powered Pirates of the caribbean 2, Superman Returns is the best movie of the year.
Like, POTC 2 was, like, awesome, cause it has, like, Johnny Depp, and, like, Orlando Bloom in it.
Superman Returns was better.
Like, it didn't have, like, Johnny and Orlando in it!
*gives blank stare*
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