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One may use "Target Sushi" as an excuse for calling in sick to work for purposes of skipping working that day while not actually being ill. It's an uncommon excuse for calling in sick but quite believable if you play it off correctly as even Sushi lovers may cringe at the thought of a bad batch of department store quality seafood. It may be a wonderful excuse as well since the following day upon returning to work it's believable that you would be back to full health as you simply had food poisoning from a bad serving of raw fish.
Hello, Yes boss I regret to inform you I will not be able to make it to work today as I (ughhh) am quite ill, I made the mistake of sacrificing quality for convenience and had a bad serving of Target Sushi.
Ey, Yo homes! Toss me a beer and lets get goin' to the waterpark I called in and told em "Target Sushi" !
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Having unprotected sex
I hit Keisha last night on some sushi bull shit. No condom my nigga!
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when u go surfing and theres a lot of seaweed and u get barreled with seaweed all up inside the barrel
surfer: dude yesterday theres was so much seaweed in the water.
other surfer: dude youve must have gotten some sick sushi barrels
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The Asian equivalent to the American "beer belly".
Have you seen Jimmy? Black hair... he has a sushi gut...
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When you go down on a Japanese girl while she is driving.
Wow that guy knows his way around a Nigeria. Best road sushi ever.
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A funny name for the 3 DLC zombies map in black ops 3.
me: Hey man, wanna play Zetsubou no Shima
You: Zesty no sushi, no thanks
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Asian pussy. Best served in a bed of cold rice, and eaten with wontons and chopped sticks.
Jack is chasing Jolene; she's a piece of sushi coochi in his opinion.
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