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rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop

Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")

Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"

by Heather Chandler January 18, 2011

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swoop up and squat down

Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.

About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019


Swooped

Getting “Swooped” meaning talking to a person on their side to get them to out themselves

Johnny got Swooped by Swoop in her video

by Hqzard August 24, 2023


swoopeds

hottest and sexiest person on tik tok

swoopeds is so hot and sexy

by gyrosimp February 21, 2021


swoopeds

coolest person living

“swoopeds is so sexy and cool, way cooler than me”

by gyrosimp February 21, 2021


Swooped

Getting owned and exposed like your mum telling her friends all your secrets, specifically when you do something so fucked up Swoop(YouTuber) has a multi series on all your shit.

Colleen Ballinger did so much bad shit, she got Swooped

by Pancakes with abs August 24, 2023


Pimp Swoop

When your wing-man takes home the chick you were working on.

Taylor brought Jonny Boy to the club one night as his wing man to work a crew of breezelles.

Taylor had his eyes on one chick , he fell in love.

Jonny Boy trashed talked her the whole night and said the girl was a ho! at the end of the night Jonny Boy swooped this breezelle took her home and smashed it.

Pimp SWOOP!!!!

by hatersballhate May 28, 2010