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A car, usually a small one such as a Ford Ka or Fiat 500, (Tin can) crammed with attractive, excitable young women. tarts Most commonly seen on the highways at the start / end of college semesters. If you're driving something cool / unusual / vintage, they tend to get dizzy and play 'car leapfrog' or try and take photos of you.
Passenger: Hey, old Renault Clio coming past, fulla girls.
Driver: Tinned tart!
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When one male ejaculates inside another males anus and then proceeds to push the cum out onto the first males face to produce the 'custard tart'.
Male 1: Hey man I'm having a bad day, could you cheer me up with some anal sex?
Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?
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A combination of multiple slang words from Britain. The first being a police person and the second being a prostitute.
"That Tart turned out to be a real Jam Tart and I got arrested for it - I didn't even get a blowjob first!"
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"supposedly-amazing"
something/someone who has the reputation of being outrageously cool/entertaining, but may or may not be in reality.
"oh my gosh, yeah, that movie is tart-zing, want to see it friday?"
"yeah, she's tart-zing, but i hear she's not really all that cool."
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A male of questionable sexual orientation; generally exhibiting undeniable sexual promiscuity, laziness, underdeveloped -or absent- cognitive powers, and lacking athletic prowess. In total: a terrible specimen of the male species.
dude, do you know where inaki is?
-um, i dont know who that is.
you know...the huge meat tart.
-oh.... i think he is slezzing it behind the port-a-potty.
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When all the guys at a party masterbates on a pop tart, and the last guy to nut on it has to eat the pop tart
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A pussy that tastes both sweet and tangy.
I was sugar high after eating out that sweet tart.
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