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To slap your ballsack against the head of a bald man.
See that bald guy over there? He's just waiting to be teabagged.
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When your dog wakes you up in the morning by jumping up on the bed and banging his sack on your forehead.
"My poor girlfried, she got the old tater teabag this morning - boy was she pissed!"
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A variation of the teabag, where the man first inserts his balls into the anus of his partner, then removes them and places them in his partners mouth.
Only as Juan's balls entered her mouth and she smelled her own shit, did Jen realize Juan had given her the muddy teabag.
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To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender) in a rapid and continuous fashion similar to that of a jackhammer.
"Ted gave a jackhammer teabag to his girlfriend, seeing as she preferred the balls to her face rough"
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This is a variant of the Teabag in which one dips their nut sack into a lady's (or if you are gay, a guy's) mouth.
The Musty Teabag is when you reverse it positioning your anus directly onto the recipients nose whilst you dip your nuts into the recipients mouth.
Just as she was beginning to suck my nuts I turned around 180 degrees and gave her a musty teabag.
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When you teabag someone and take a dump on there face.
Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!
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A sudden outburst of frothing-mouthed, sweaty-handed Wingnut rage. They are usually inspired by a seemingly trivial action performed by a person of color, woman, or any elected member of the Democratic Party.
Eric: Haha, did you see the winger hissy fit about the trailer for that new Mexploitation flick?
Andy: Yeah! Shammity had a total exploding teabag over it. Lightly caffeinated shrapnel all over the front of his pants.
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