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He is the fattest thing in the universe and is constantly eating. If you try to stop during one of his many daily banquets, you may just end up in his stomach. His warning/mating call is "HUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!". If you hear this sound, you will die in less than 4 seconds, being consumed by the ultimate Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear celebrates Fat Tuesday for 24 days, each day representing an hour on Fat Tuesday. During this time period, he does not stop eating at all, no matter what happens. If food runs out, he will suck up the atmosphere like a vaccum, causing all other life to die. He will then consume all the matter of the universe. He is allied with his brother, cousin, and second cousin, who help him achieve the ultimate goal of eating all things. His deep rivals include a fat Dutch kid and his friend.
Kid 1 - I'm so hungry today I could eat a cow!
Kid 2 - Whoa there, Teddy Bear! Calm down!
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A Bear type homosexual, i.e. lots of body hair, usually with a full beard, who is a vegetarian and wears bikenstocks.
"Hey Ned, have you seen the new Teddy Graham working at Whole Foods? Totally cute!"
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What's white and furry and lives at the North Pole?
Gary: Goodness, Barbara! What is that large white object drinking my tea?
Barbara: Why, Gary, that's a Teddy Brr!
Gary: Damn it to hell!
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getting a blow job at a gas station
I totally got a teddy ruxpin last night at Shell.
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A teddy bomb is when a man gets tied to the ceiling and people throw pieces of crap at him
i got teddybombed last night
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When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.
Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.
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A fat fuck who cant afford a hair cut and his hair line is so fucking receiting and he has a very small dick, end of story
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