you can't tell me

You can't tell me is a way of life. It is when a person will do whatever he or she damn well pleases. If you attempt to tell a person to not do something, not only will they do it on purpose, but they will respond wit hthe phrase,"YOU CAN'T TELL ME"

Steve: "Scott(driving 60 in a 40) slow down
Scott: "you can't tell me" (accelerates to 75)
Steve: celebration!

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tell me next week!

This phrase is used to interrupt somone when they are speaking because you just don't feel like listening to them talk.

"Oh man, I had such a terrible night! I went home because I left the minestrone soup on the stove and..."

- "tell me next week!!"

Tell your story walking

Depending on context there are two accepted meanings for this phrase.

Friendly: The story should be shared while we are in route.

Unfriendly: Whatever you have to say, say it while you are leaving.

Wow we are going to be late, can you "tell your story walking?

or

You are under arrest, put your hands behind your back. Don't give me any lip, "tell your story walking".

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don't ask don't tell

A stupid policy that forces the discharge of gays and lesbians from the military.

I guess this means that all men aren't created equal.

Why is the government so friggin' stupid?

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Tell Her Tuesday

When someone comments on a girl then someone else says 'tell her Tuesday' they have to tell that girl what they said about her. Can only happen on Tuesday.

Person 1 - That (girl) has a really nice ass!
Person 2 - Tell her Tuesday

Person 1 to the girl - You have a really nice ass

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I'm tryna tell ya!

Stern saying when you are trying to tell someone something;being stern;to the point

You done took three of my fucking beers tonight that's the last one I'm tryna tell ya!

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Tell Me Why

When you are about to slug someone you will begin with this phrase

Bham: Tell me why Rosie O'Donnell should sponsor Oreo's. Phil: Tell me why you thinkin bout'er

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