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Surprise test

A test that a teacher gives you because she hates you and wants you to suffer

Our teacher gave us a surprise test today. After one kid started to cry, three kids threw up, and we all failed she was happy.

by Tyler Falen April 10, 2015

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Star Test

Standardized Testing and Reporting (Star)
A license given to public schools by the state of california to brain wash children for a week every spring

Californian1: Man we gotta take the star test next week

Californian2: F**k srsly!!!??? Ahhhahahah

Random Smart Ass: Well its better than running miles or math finals!!

Mr. Smart Ass gets beat up da bay way by the entire hood

by bayfish May 7, 2008

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Test Drive

testing a girl or guy in sex performance before you want to commit to them.

Dude I don't think I'm going to fuck Becky again she wasn't good in her test drive.

by Jonathan Gallagher January 22, 2010

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mario test

a test that can be conducted to determine if a girl is a whore or not. from the movie "a bronx tale"

steps are as proceeds:

1. get her in your car and drive on the highway.

2. pull up to a tractor trailer and get the drivers attention.

3. ask the girl to go down on you.

4. if that dirty tramp goes down on the 'ole bracciole, knowing that guy's watching...she's a whore and can't be trusted.

Sonny: You borrow my car. And then you give her the test.
Calogero 'C' Anello: What? The Mario test?
Sonny: Mario? Mario's a fucking psycho.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgv_gXCKSHs

by cristoforo capone August 25, 2008

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smell test

A test done by men during foreplay, to see if a girl is clean enough to go down on. At some point after manual contact has occurred, you get your hand back into range of your nose and sniff without her noticing, easily done behind her back while kissing the side of her neck.

Last night I was getting ready to DATY with Genni, but she failed the smell test. Good thing I checked!

by Tryst September 19, 2007

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AIMS Test

Arizona Instrument to Measure Standards test. It is a worthless test that a student takes in fifth, eighth, and tenth grade. You must pass the high school version to graduate. If you "excel" in all three sections you earn free tuition to an in state university. To excel, you must be able to interpret documents about duck calling, applying to be a lifegaurd, and other pointless g-rated documents. You must also go to school early for three days while the rest of the school stays home and sleeps.

Person A: What form did you have?
Person B: G, what did you have?
Person A: F, did you have that document about putting whales in space?
Person B: I sure did! The AIMS test is such a great opportunity to prove how I can randomly bubble answers.

by another disgruntled student July 11, 2008

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Tibbe test

The Tibbe test is a test one uses to measure the thickness of a penis by using a toilet paper roll. You simply try to put your erected penis through the hole on the toilet paper roll. If the penis stops because of massive girth, you have passed the tibbe test and you have the penis of a champion, girth wise. If the penis goes right through, you have failed. And if the penis doesn't stop, nor comes out the other end, you have failed in an epic way.

Roy: So bro, did you pass the tibbe test?

Steve: Yeah, I had no chance getting my beast in that thing. It stopped right at the beginning.
Roy: Wow, you must be really well hung, a real BWC.

by Captain Kenneth BWC January 16, 2015

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