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When you go "Down South" on a girl and she farts in your eye so you get pink eye.
Gunnar went down on Deena and got a bad case of the Texas Pink.
When you're jammed in traffic in the state of Texas and you've had enough of not moving, sitting in the Texas sun sweating like a jackass, you drive off the side of the interstate at a 45 degree angle through the ditch in your pickup truck.
This traffic is B.S.! Let's pull a Texas Exit.
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The act of defecating in a woman's vagina then having sex, forcing the feces further into her.
Ex: My gf was really mad when i pulled out the old texas plunger last night
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Port Arthur, TX. Known as "the armpit of Texas" due to being a rather down-trodden, highly polluted, industrial and depressed town. Port Arthur is in far east Texas, not very far from the Louisiana border.
Janis Joplin was a really cool singer, but she was from Port Arthur, known as the armpit of Texas.
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When you're having anal sex and you pull out and scream,"We struck oil!" or "Oil spill!"
I heard Dylan gave Josh a Big Texas.
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When a small man has a lone testicle coming out of the fly of his boxers
Greg wasn't wearing any pants so I caught a glimpse of his Texas gumball.
It is an act in which The male pulls out before cumming and sprays it in the Female/Male's belly button like pouring fine syrup in a fresh Texas made Waffle.
"Yo Bro, I just did the Texas Billywaffle on my girl before she went to work this morning, it was delicious!"