Jewish pickle

The circumcised dill that you leave in a jar.

Hitler kept a jar of Jewish pickles under his bed

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Jewish....ism

Jewish is a race because they have skin

Jewish....ism is a race because they have skin like the rest of us

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Jewish foreplay

The Jewish man pays for the Jewish woman's shopping spree

Bekkah and the goils went to Tiffany's on Mort's american express--a nice afternoon of Jewish foreplay

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jewish ancestry

A common name for sound files depicting the burning fires of a wood oven.

"Hey, Steve, why'd you send me a sound file called jewish ancestry?"
"Well, you said you wanted to learn about my family history."
"I did, but this just sounds like a burning oven!"
"Exactly."

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Jewish boner

A half boner that is very skeptical of becoming a full on boner, because it doesn't know how invested the partner is.

'I knew she be playin, so I was stuck with this Jewish boner.'

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The Jewish disappointment

Running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first

It’s the Jewish disappointment

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jewish fingering

When someone is looking for money in a vending machine

Hey dude did you see tony Jewish fingering that vending machine

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