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A test that a teacher gives you because she hates you and wants you to suffer
Our teacher gave us a surprise test today. After one kid started to cry, three kids threw up, and we all failed she was happy.
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Standardized Testing and Reporting (Star)
A license given to public schools by the state of california to brain wash children for a week every spring
Californian1: Man we gotta take the star test next week
Californian2: F**k srsly!!!??? Ahhhahahah
Random Smart Ass: Well its better than running miles or math finals!!
Mr. Smart Ass gets beat up da bay way by the entire hood
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testing a girl or guy in sex performance before you want to commit to them.
Dude I don't think I'm going to fuck Becky again she wasn't good in her test drive.
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a test that can be conducted to determine if a girl is a whore or not. from the movie "a bronx tale"
steps are as proceeds:
1. get her in your car and drive on the highway.
2. pull up to a tractor trailer and get the drivers attention.
3. ask the girl to go down on you.
4. if that dirty tramp goes down on the 'ole bracciole, knowing that guy's watching...she's a whore and can't be trusted.
Sonny: You borrow my car. And then you give her the test.
Calogero 'C' Anello: What? The Mario test?
Sonny: Mario? Mario's a fucking psycho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgv_gXCKSHs
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A test done by men during foreplay, to see if a girl is clean enough to go down on. At some point after manual contact has occurred, you get your hand back into range of your nose and sniff without her noticing, easily done behind her back while kissing the side of her neck.
Last night I was getting ready to DATY with Genni, but she failed the smell test. Good thing I checked!
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Arizona Instrument to Measure Standards test. It is a worthless test that a student takes in fifth, eighth, and tenth grade. You must pass the high school version to graduate. If you "excel" in all three sections you earn free tuition to an in state university. To excel, you must be able to interpret documents about duck calling, applying to be a lifegaurd, and other pointless g-rated documents. You must also go to school early for three days while the rest of the school stays home and sleeps.
Person A: What form did you have?
Person B: G, what did you have?
Person A: F, did you have that document about putting whales in space?
Person B: I sure did! The AIMS test is such a great opportunity to prove how I can randomly bubble answers.
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The pregame warm up before you eat pussy. You have to reach down there with a finger or two, rub the beaver and then as you are kissing their neck, lets say your right side, you take the left hand and hook it around her neck around to the side you are kissing and check out the smell. If it's bad fish, throw that bitch off the boat.
Hey dude...good luck tonight, and don't forget the snatch test.
Man, I'm glad I did the snatch test last night, shit was putrid!
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