Trump

When someone over-exaggerates a term or statement you are to utter, "Trump". If the person being 'trumped' doesn't follow through with the original statement, you are to hoof them as hard as you can in the crotch.

Joe: I'm going to eat a million of these burgers, RIGHT NOW!

Bill: Trump.

-SAAAAAAAACKS-

Joe: Ow.

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trump

An individual that has no concept of others, unless they being praised by them. An individual that will negate scientific understands because it doesn’t “feel right”. Or an individual that exudes racism or misogyny with most of their comments.

I’m not looking forward to thanksgiving dinner because uncle trump will say something trumpian.

A: Did you hear about climate change?
B: It feels cold today
A: Ok trump.

A: America first! let’s sell our morality for a cool 100billion in weapons sales!
B: What a wonderful idea trump.

C: What a trumpian move.

A: I like you B, want a job? (C is ignored)

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trump

Just like my relationship status and my life, a joke

Trump can be a noun, a verb or an adjective.

Trump is a dick

He just straight up trumped that guy hard, hes probably crying right now (to roast the shit out of something/one)

My trump ass life isn't getting better writing this definition

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Trump

President of the United States of America who always has an unknown anger towards hispanic people, especially Mexicans. Always makes empty threats and has skin like an orange peel. Doesn't care about anyone else but himself. Known to verbally and sexually assault women.

Tom: Who is the president of the US?
Roy: Seriously?

Tom: Yes..
Roy: Fucking Trump (sigh)

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Trump

To lie brazenly, like a sociopath

Bob: "Baby calm down. Why would I fuck Stacy? Don't you know I've always been loyal to you?"
Lisa: "Are you fucking Trumping me? You've cheated on me like nine times. I literally just caught you in bed fucking Stacy. You have a serious problem, get the fuck out of my apartment you Trumping piece of shit.

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Trump

A name for an orange that grew excessive mold on it's top.

Person 1: "Did you see Trump on the news last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I don't understand how they could let such a disgusting thing on TV."

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Trump

BIG FUCKING RACIST BITCH who doesnt care bout his family and will props be the next JFK by getting shot in the head

WALLS WALLS WALLS WALLS trump sucks

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