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Some outlandish story by some one who is seems to be the only person who has been to Australia. Bullshit stories played test cricket at the WACA. Was a professional scuba diver. Sailed around Australia, had 5 houses there, beat up a kangaroo, got ten kids out there. Comes back with Aussie accent after 6 months
Mate you wouldn’t believe I saw two Kangeroos. Being defined yeah Jan Australia I can tell you I have beaten up kangeroos with my bare fists
A so-called "freedom party" run by Queensland billionaire and fat fuck Clive Palmer and his mate Craig Kelly (who was sacked from the Liberals for being a wanker). A right-wing party similar to Pauline Hanson's One Nation except not run by a ranga. Formerly called the Palmer United Party and not to be confused with the original and unrelated United Australia Party that became the Liberal Party in the 1940s thanks to a great Australian Prime Minister called Sir Robert Menzies, who was in power for 18 non consecutive years. Clive claims that his party is the "true successor" to the original UAP and is the biggest political party in Australia, which is bullshit because him and Craig just spam us with text messages saying "Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!" and most of their members are fake (in that they got emails that said they joined when really they didn't).
The United Australia Party spent $100 million on ads on YouTube and on TV and billboards on the highway every fucking 20km and said that Craig Kelly would become PM yet he won just one seat in the Senate (Ralph Babet, representing Victoria) and no seats in the House of Representatives after Craig Kelly lost his own seat of Hughes in Sydney to the Liberals. Then he said the elections were rigged. Then Ralph Babet temporarily deregistered the party federally (but not in Victoria). How the fuck is he not broke by now? What a cunt.
Australia, the sixth biggest country where you find signs “like appropriate footwear must be worn while on the premises”
lots of kangaroos 🦘 and spiders, yeah.
Australian: Hiya Mate!
Canadian: Hi Eh?
Spiders and kangaroos attack the Canadian
This is what happens in the Commonwealth of Australia 🇦🇺 such a happy life.
The Knox School (Australia) is an independent, co-educational, non-denominational day school, located in the eastern Melbourne suburb of Wantirna South, Victoria, Australia. The school is a member of the Eastern Independent Schools of Melbourne association.
Oh once I studied in The Knox School (Australia). I found that if INTERNATIONAL STUDENT (JUST INTERNAIONAL STUDENT!!!) who is studying IT Subject and absented or late with medical reason or something. You will receive a warning from the school, more than three times? The school will help you to write the report about you late/ absent more than three time to The Immigration. Look and sounds passion right?
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a phrase that is yelled out when something awesome happens like your school's sports team winning a game
oprah yelled this out very enthusiastically on her show when she announced she was taking her entire audience to Australia as part of her final season, and it is just too funny to not use in daily speech. bonus points for copying her trill scream
it also draws from winning children saying they are going to disney world after an impressive victory, such as in the movie Balls Of Fury
bob: i cant believe it, we just won the regional soccer championship!!
bill: WE'RE GOING TO AUSTRALIA!!!
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Slang for a boner.
Straight up down under.
I never need to check the time when I see your mom because it's always twelve o'clock in Australia.
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A huge cyber war between a bunch of year 9 students from 2 schools (one in south Australia one in Victoria) with nothing to do. basically cyber bullying at its best. South Australia won contradictory to what the victorian dogs will tell you.
The ending to the war came when the police got involved.
South Australian- cancer
Victorian- you cant say that
South Australian- kys whore
Victorian- cunt
South Australian- kekle
<some days later>
Victorian - i think i love you
South Australia/Victoria War
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