Someone who is sunburnt or crusty as hell. Could also be someone who is always heated (mad).
Get outta here with yo pink dorito looking ass.
Cheese infused truffle butter that bubbles in your mouth
I took a drink of Toms milk and it tasted like carbonated Doritos.
The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.
The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
A boy with doritos in his mouth normally named Bryce
"oh hey there dorito boy" while stuffing his face with doritos and cleaning shelves.
The gene inherited from ancestors where one’s feet smell like nacho Doritos
Zane’s feet smell like Doritos due to his unfortunate inheritance of the Dorito gene.
The inheritance of a gene that has the unfortunate side effect of making one’s feet smell like Doritos.
Unfortunately, Zane has inherited the Dorito gene. Now his feet smell like Doritos.
When for any reason one eats almost all of a bag of Doritos they will then feel the guilt of {binging}, accompanied by the feelings of nausea and abdominal discomfort along with a severe case of {Death Breath} several hours after the consumption. The hangover resembles that of an alcohol {hangover} without {the spins}. Often four letter words like "DIET" will trigger one to binge eat Doritos resulting in the Hangover aftermath. Other triggers include alcohol or drug consumption or a poor attempt to get over an emotional crisis.
I have a Dorito Hangover, don't ask!