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A tangy mix of tomato juice, orange juice, lime juice, soda, and water.
Barkeep: "What'll it be today?"
Customer: "I'll have a Bloody Driver. Blend it well with some ice."
When you grab boobs with your hands as though you are holding a steering wheel and then proceed to moterboat.
Boyfriend: “Hey babe I’m feeling pretty hungry, mind if I have some BooberEats??”
Girlfriend: “sure thing bro”
Boyfriend: “I love being a BooberEats driver”
1. Referring to people always want to do something,but never deliver it in action.
Instead,they like to talk about it,and they usually feel uncomfortable when someone criticize them. But they don't change it even if it failed many times.
2. Referring to people who usually like to think everything as the same way,they consider things based on their prospective and experience,and care less about what actually happening or how other things working.
3. Referring to people who usually repeat the same thing over and over again,it is difficult to change their mind,even if what they do has never succeed.
Action speak louder than words,don't be a dickhead driver.
Getting head while driving
My girlfriend gives great drivers head on long road trips!
Occasionally, you will encounter a forum/chat room with multiple staff types. One of these types are Drivers, which are kinda like semi-moderators, however they usually take it seriously 24/7, as they are desperate for promotion.
They are capable of using mutes and kicks and can announce messages. They are the ultimate assholes on the web. Exercise caution when approaching them.
Forum Drivers tend to act like this:
sueno21456: Flex your dongers! Flex your dongers!
sueno21456 was muted for 60 minutes by Voltaire
Fly60: Lol the drivers are back!!
Fly60 was muted for 7 minutes by Voltaire
Someone who cannot consume alcohol because of a health reason or early commitment the next day, they automatically become the Designated Driver to avoid any debate or drama about the issue.
Mark: It's a damn good thing Charlotte got her appendix taken out on Christmas eve
Lucas: Yeah man having a Default Driver takes all the stress out of new years
Charlotte: I hate you guys
The Term Heavy Driver is a term derived by Arrack Industrialists ; which is a certain variant of liquor. Heavy Driver as a term is a synonym for Drinking & Driving and describes someone who seems jumbled and crazy, like a drunk man.
Through satirical comedy it describes someone who has no power over their emotions. With a mix of confusion and being lost ; a Heavy Driver escalates a situation and ends up fumbling horrifically.
The Term is also used to describe an Individual who considers themselves a Risk Taker and engage in various acts of tomfoolery or challenges to prove a ridiculous statement true.
Heavy Driver summarises anybody you know who is a smartass or generally half - witted in a comedic sense.
"That guy downed two packets of Jaljira. Guy's a Heavy Driver"
"Yeh Banda pura din sota hai.. Heavy Drive hai lagta hai"