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When a woman sits on your face and you French kiss her bunghole.
Jimmy girlfriend was so happy that he French bowled
her last night.
The cleansing of your anal cavity using a fine aged wine.
The most exciting and innovative way to clean your butthole? French Enema.
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you and your partner putting your tongue in each others mouth and moving it around with your lips locked
adam and i french kissed when we were making out and he said i do it well :-p
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An acrobatic sexual act, achieved by a gentleman inserting his testicles and scrotum into a lady's vagina and having her simultaneously perform oral sex on him.
"...but Sarah, she was dirty as hell. Gave me a French Doorknob on our first night together. Anyway, will the jury please deliver its verdict?"
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To douse ones self with copious amounts of any God awful over-powering perfume or deodorant that burns the nostrils and olfactory senses of every person and animal within at least a mile radius to cover the fact that you are too damn lazy to actually shower. The end result being a day ruining reek (for those who actually shower with soap and water on a daily bases) that's smells like a rotten steaming blend of body odor, french cheese and perfume.
Ironically named for the French's well known and documented hatred of bathing and personal hygiene.
If your odor precedes you and stays long after you're gone, chances are you have taken a French Bath.
I know it's 90 degrees out and I haven't showered for a fort night, but I'll just take a French Bath and no one will be the wiser.
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Slang word for condom. Interestingly, the French equivalent is CAPOTE ANGLAISE, which means "English coat."
Be sure to wear a French coat.
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Similar to dutch courage, however instead of alcohol giving you some much-needed confidence, it is your prettiest/best/luckiest underwear.
Liz: "Are you still meeting your boyfriend's family tonight?"
Abi: "Yeah, but I'm not nervous 'cause I've got French Courage tonight, and they'll never suspect a thing."
Liz: "Good thinking."
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