jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

Gram-boozled

Being bamboozled by someone's pictures on Instagram.

Oh my god isn't that the hot chick you follow on Instagram?

Wait, her face ain't that cute and her body looks nothing like her pictures...

We've been gram-boozled.

Wise-o-Gram

The highest possible level of life experience and knowledge.

You are wise, Poppa is Wise-o-Gram