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Lindo Guido

A Lindo Guido is a Italian Guy who is Real Sexy. He always has a fresh shape up/hair cut. Dresses Real Right Never Looks Like A Bum. Always Health Consious never wants to be sick. Always has a Tan. Smells Real Good. Fist Pumps everytime he goes to a club/party. when he goes to his home country italy he feels like the king. Has every girl and any girl he wants on his dick. Girls always throw themselfs at a Lindo Guido. Always Knows what to say to make a person smile. knows how to defend himself when he needs to. Always Has Cash on him. he's there when you need him. he can be tour bestfriend or your enemy. people are always envying a Lindo Guido

Damn i want that Lindo Guido
OMG that lindo guido is so sexy

Aye wassup Lindo Guido(;

by Lindo Guido Josh July 27, 2011

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guido brownies

The absolute very best brownies ever made by the most amazing whores you will ever meet! They have super fantastic guido powers that will brighten up anyones day! They have to be specifically made by a Guido, and a Guido only, or they are considered to be non-authentic.

Have you tried those Guido brownies?!?!! They are the BEST.(:

by guidaly December 28, 2010

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guido-goo

Italian-American food.

Pick up some gravy on the way home, I'm in the mood for some guido-goo.

by Guigfu February 15, 2010

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Guido Smirk

When a douchebag looks as though he's done nothing wrong.

"That guy just guido smirked after cutting me off in traffic!"

by m0dizzle October 5, 2012

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Greek Guido

Greek's who want to be greasy Italian guido's but are usually not in shape, have large guts, and somehow seem to be trashier than the Italian guido's

i thought that guy was a guido, but after his fat started giggling i knew he was a greek guido

by west coast hater February 16, 2010

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Guido Braid

Braid stemming from nape of the neck, curves around to front on top of shoulder, similar to rat tail.

That wetback's guido braid puts my salon styled hair to shame.

by cola101 March 6, 2009

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Guido

A word that has no limitations, and the only synonym for this word is guido itself. This is a word that can be used in any sentence at any time replacing any part or grammer, and can be used as an exuse whenever.

Dave you drank the hole fucking thing!?

..guido

by daaaaaaaasxdms.mksffdasa;da;dafa;a;adsafaadads May 22, 2008

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