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A brand for people who like to pretend to be preppy.
Jay quelin: Imma wear my Polo Ralph Lauren shirt with my Jordans
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Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while Ralph is brushing his teeth and getting ready for bed, then when he gets into bed, pull the covers over his head and yell "RALPH OVEN!" and let him enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.
John nearly crapped his Underoos preparing a Dutch Oven for his special Ralphie!
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A Transcendentalist during the middle 1800s, who wrote essays like Nature and Self-Reliance, both garbage works of literature where he rambles on about nature and whatever other bullshit he can think of. Long winded sentences that have no meaning, yet we actually read this idiot. Emerson has actually been proven to be a flaming homosexual with his protege, Henry David Thoreau, who lived in a fucking log cabin all his life, masterbating a lot.
All the teachers say that you shouldn't write like that idiot Emerson.
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a boy who was mixed up at bball camp...and now is one stupid mother fucker
Steven: "yo mike, what the deal with that kid over there?"
Mike: "he's a half-white ralph"
Steven: "oh fo sho, that explains it"
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The tacky, overpriced, overwhelmingly low quality brand all of the lower middle class douche-bags found to replace Hollister the latter part of 10th grade.
"I be rockin' Polo Ralph Lauren in this bitch."
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Vomiting most profusely.
Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.
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The sounds you make when you are thowing up into a porcelain toilet.
1st person: Where is Robert?
2nd person: He is in the bathroom praying to the porcelain gods Ralph and Earl.
Robert: Raaalllpphh! Eaaaarrrrrlll!
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