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Shot Santa is a jolly individual that buys multiple rounds shots and passes them out at the bar
"Tom bought 4 rounds of fireball for the whole bar last night.
I know - he was Shot Santa!"
When you go skinny dipping in the winter.(Doesn’t count in warm water regions, must fully submerge to be born again)
I did Santa’s Baptism last night.
What some people (esp. young children) call Sani Flush toilet bowl cleaner crystals.
Mom, I think you need to put some Santa Flush in the toilet; it smells funny.
A general reference to male genitalia during the holiday season.
Ouch! you hit me in my "santa sack" with that snowball.
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santa baby... hurry down the chimney tonight!!!!!!!!!
p2 intro song... hilarious... get on that
santa baby
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Hip artistic enclave, more moneyed than poor now where poverty, commercialism and materialism meet to shock L.A
Funkiest and most urban beach community in America
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While sitting down have someone sitting on your lap, riding your cock. They should be facing the same direction as you. Whisper lightly in their ear that you have a present for them, then suddenly remove your dick and drive it into their ass. Grab their tits ferociously and yell "HO! HO! HO!" for added effect.
I had to shell out an extra $250 at the titty bar last night to get in the x-mas spirit. It was worth it though...I got an angry santa in the back room.
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