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When you're not really a racist at heart (like you don't wake up in the morning, give a Nazi salute to 'Das Führer' first thing in the morning) however, you are still under some kind of influence which keeps you in the closet in terms of xenophobia and disassociation to people other than those who are like yourself.
For example... You know you suffer from "Situational Racism" when you're friendly with "Juan" because he is doing your lawn that day. Then, Juan sees you with friends and family at the same restaurant that weekend and when he says hi to you, you look at him with a bit of disgust and acting like you don't even know who he is.
Another.
You're not racist... No, you have a "black friend" at work... You've even had lunch with him on occassion.But no, you've never invited him to your BBQ's or other affairs at your home. I mean, he would be the only "Black guy" there.
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anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.
"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."
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Instead of saying, "fuck my life," when ALL of life can't be THAT bad, it is much more appropriate to use the phrase, "fuck my situation."
it makes a direct reference to a specific situation within a conversation noting that a particular event or series of linked event in one party's life are in fact terrible or awkward.
when you're walking to your car from your JUST established fuck buddy's apartment, with him and your other classmate who lives in the complex as he, says "good morning."
you say, "fuck my situation" or "FMS"
this is perfect for FMS because life is still good, you just got laid, BUT someone just noticed.
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when you can pull any girl you want but your abbs stop you.
Named after chris bumstead because he's a god but his abbs are the only slight weakpoint in his physique.
Becca was gonna give me top when she saw my arms after we were talking, then I took off my shirt and she left me. She said she didn't want a guy with a cbum situation.
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A temporary feeling in which you want to pull your hair out because of events or morons.
When I deal with her, I have situational trichotillomania because she doesn't listen.
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A situation a group of friends always get roped into that usually totals out at 100 dollars. Sometimes more...
Hey man I’m grounded I got in another 100 dollar situation
Like a roller-coaster... a moment in which a situation climbs to a dizzying high, only to plummet to an all time low in an instant.
Guy 1: Yo, how'd the date go last night
Guy 2: Well, it started off great, we saw a movie and ate dinner. When we went back to her place for coffee, she puked all over me.
Guy 1: Looks like you got yourself into a Roller-Coaster Situation