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smurf

Theyre blue because they never have sex. :^

It must really suck to be a smurf.

by sabas September 2, 2003

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smurf

Silly Minded Ugly Retarded fagots.....Little blue people that eat your deodorant while your sleeping....and sometimes touch your tally whacker.

Wheres my deodorant and why am I sticky? Damn you SMURFS!

by philmon June 24, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf

used in place of the work fuck

smurf you, you smurfing freak

by DI February 23, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf

Used as a reference to a player on the blue team in an online Halo match

We're gonna whoop those smurfs' asses1

by ninjasmurf777 June 24, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf

a joint rolled in a blue post-it note

Tom smoked a smurf and got the munchies.

by jack candlestick October 6, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf

To be demoted. To lose political power.

The Vice President has just been smurfed! He is being put on "special assignments."

by Joe Bob April 28, 2002

2๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf

Some kind of drug which makes people feel incredibly small, and they try to fit into small places/objects.

Somebody on smurf tried to fit into the exhaust-pipe of a car and burnt their head.
Another person tried to lift up the lines on a freeway to hide from cars under them, they died.

by Pygme September 3, 2005

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