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to dive, such as a flying squirrel, spread eagle and naked onto an unsuspecting bystander or friend. Also can be performed on one's bed or belongings.
Mikey likes to squirrel dive onto Shane's pillow at Devil's Head.
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Deep throating a cock to the ball bag of the recepient. One this is achieved, the cocksucker then systematically tucks the balls one after the other into their mouth. Henceforth having the appearance of a mouth full of nuts like a squirrel.
That red pants wearing homo, that took the ding ding trolly to the Ball , could easily squirrel pouch deez nuts.
A old person that complains constantly , the type that yell " GET OFF MY LAWN !"Rick's parents . When you get so pissed at your in-laws and can't call them anything else.
Don't cut through that yard the old people there are squirrel humpers and they"ll bitch at you . Or " Your parents are ... SQUIRREL HUMPERS !"
A firefighter or EMT that goes to other fire department or squad's calls, either to their building or to their scene to watch and\or help out the other department. Often also referred to as a whacker.
State Trooper: Who's that guy that's just standing over there watching everything?
Fire Chief: Oh he's okay, he's harmless. That's our Squirrel Boy, he belongs to Station 46 but he comes to our calls a lot.
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The pubic nest of an older woman
After a long day of work, Gloria had pencil shavings in her SQUIRREL PELT.
To have a squirrel for a hand
Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.
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The grip you have when you grab some guy by the testicles, hence having a "handful of nuts". Agonising for men, it is a source of endless amusement for onlookers and passers-by. Another form of this term is "going the squirrel", which means that someone is attempting to grab someone else in a squirrel grip.
Person 1: This guy picked a fight with me the other day, but I got him in the "squirrel grip" and he sure changed his tune quickly.
Person A: This guy attacked Sophie in a dark alley, so she "went the squirrel" on him and escaped. Poor bastard'll be singing high-C from now on.
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