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A mythical and elusive poop. You you felt it come out, but there is no smell, no fecal transfer on the toilet paper and you will see nothing in the bowl except, in some cases, the very tip of a horn.
The opposite of the Minotaur.
I took my morning shit already, but I'm not really satisfied. I'm sure something came out, but it was a unicorn.
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An individual who is half Jewish. It is derived from the myth that Jewish people have horns (a biblical misreading) and as such, an individual with only half authentic Jewish ancestry, has only one horn...hence a Unicorn.
My mother was raised dutch-reform, but my father is Jewish, so I'm pretty much a straight up unicorn.
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A rare mystical, magical creature.
A white girl with a large ass.
"Look, that girl is such a unicorn!"
"Dangggg, i'd tap that!)
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One who Spontaneously sprouts a penis
usually a female to a male
it in some way resembles a horse magically turning into a unicorn. Hence the vulgar expression of calling someone a unicorn
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(noun)
1) Someone so unique they only lived in your dreams.. Until you meet them in the flesh..
2) An event so life changing it makes life worth living
3) (deprecated) A startup that's worth more than a billion dollars
This guy I met last night - I feel like I've known him my whole life. The way he talks about Coltrane, Miles. I didn't realize that there was someone who loves jazz more than I do. I guess unicorns do exist after all.
I had an epiphany last night. Went to the light show and realized that if you love something enough, you can make a living out of it. A true unicorn encounter.
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An Uber or Lyft ride the driver receives and completes which is a long-distance ride that lasts for over 45 minutes and it also has a surge multiplier attached to it, and ends up costing the rider a large sum of money and the driver earns an unusually large sum of money.
Uber driver: I received a unicorn today, I made $350 on a trip from Palm Springs to San Diego when I picked my passenger up in a surge area!
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U. Need. Intensive. Care. Or. Rehab. Now.
I put unicorn on my back for the n*ggas i kill every game to see.
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