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he is the ultimate definition of a mystical man hoe
u see that zack morse such a man hoe
Two horny little bastards who like to fuck
Those guys are cute there real Zack and chases
Doin a Zack is when you travel to Compton to buy a prostitute for the first time. When you see one to your liking, you pull over and ask how much. She gives you a price and gets in the car. You turn to get the money, and when you turn back to face her, a giant 13-inch dick is staring you in the face. Upon seeing this, you kick that ass out of the car and go home to take a shower.
Mike : Oh my god i had the worst night last night.
Jason : Why, what happened?
Mike : I ended up doin a Zack.
Jason :Wtf is that?
Mike : I wanted to buy a prostitute and take her back to my place to get a hellen keller, but then she wipped out the biggest dick i've ever seen.
Jason : O shit that sucks.
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Noun: Any person(s) who occupy the bathroom for an extended period of time while you are defecating.
An Uncle Zack will usually enter the bathroom, be silent, and usually look in the mirror for extended periods. Be careful not to get caught peeking to see if the Uncle Zack has left.
I was done pinching my loaf but couldn't wipe because there was an Uncle Zack in the bathroom.
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A person who, despite his best attempts, cannot and will not ever make a funny joke. A "Zack Attack" is also known to eat gefilte fish, tuna, and matzah brie, and the like, as well as the occasional Burger King
Look at that Zack Attack over there, spouting bad jokes and eating pickled herring in the Burger King
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Two guys that happen to be best friends but are complete opposites, only date hoes and act like mild fuckboys but claim they are not. They break girls hearts and are over them the next day. They throw around the word "love" and bring a rubber whenever they see a good ass. They are commonly popular, because people think they are funny. Names are also replaceable with other fuckboy and basic white boy names
" Did you hear Zack and Jack eiffel towered (enter slutty name) last night? Wait, isn't Zack dating (enter slutty name)? yep."
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