Fear of allowing facebook applications to access your information.
Tom has face-app-phobia and will not return my Super Poke!
statement used when 19 fandoms go against 1 and attempt to crash an app
y'all stay on the app, while bts and armys stay in the chart.
Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps
Just like that!
Like, seriously? It's just a word, you're not gonna die because someone typed it out dude.
Person one: People who use 'obvis' must all be teenagers!
Person two: Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations? You'll live.
A more pleasant way to describe someone who is app (Smart phone application) crazy. Instead of using the more vulgar word of appshit.
Did you see the tech guy in the office go app?
Expression often used by passengers who intend to stiff their uber or lyft driver.
“Thanks for the ride, I’ll tip you in the app”
*tip never appears
“I left you a nice tip in the app”
*No tip
21st Century pc neologism for a call boy
The app man who showed up at my place was even hotter in person than he was in his ad. He's going to be worth every penny.