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a) A container into which used tampons are thrown.
b) A dumb cum filled whore.
c) Acrid Vagina.
a) "My grandma dropped her dentures in the rag basket at Burger King"
b) "I heard the whole football team tossed their jocks in that rag basket."
b) "He flipped his sticky pimple into her rag basket"
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A basket party is a fund-raiser when people donate baskets of items to be raffled off.
When a charity needs a quick fund-raiser they have people donate baskets for the basket party
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When one doesn't come close to hooking up with a girl. Much like Shaquille O'neal's attempt at free throws.
Man, did you see that girl Todd left with the other night? Yeah, he totally Shaq the basket with her.
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1. A ball sack
2. A home for crazy people
3. A basket full of monkeys
1. "Dude, I can't believe your balls fit in your monkey basket!"
2. " I just heard that Donny was being taken to the monkey basket for raping a pineapple."
3. " And there it was, a monkey basket on my front porch."
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1) Any place where people hate being there, but are too scared, or guilted to move on, or organize, or to speak honestly about source of the problem. Where everyone pulls down someone who does something to get out and calls them deserter or quitter because they dont want to be lonely.
2) shithole, hotel california (you can check out any time you like, but you cant never leave), facebook, small town, abusive relationship, college, dilbert corpo, military
3) Originated from phenomenon of real life behavior of crabs caught in a fishing basket who could technically get out, but the ones near the edges are being pulled down by the ones at the bottom of the basket, hence noone leaves and everyone hates being there.
guy1: At first I thought of computers being cool and solving real world problems, but now I'm aware being stuck at this crab basket with 60h+ work week exhausting job, doing anything to look busy, since any solution to current work will result in extra work being placed on me.
guy2: Good thing I heard of small house movement and victory garden, they might be your way out of this shithole.
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Damn, look at the hooters on that girl, I bet they don't make booby baskets big enough to carry those!
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When someone starts telling a story that you really dont want to hear or has already completed telling a story that was super boring and uneventful, you say "cool story bro" as you close your hands in front of you in a basket shape and say "put it in the story basket" then when they go to drop their "story" in the basket you separate your hands and let the story fall through ur fingers thus saying the ever so popular line, "oops, no one cares" thus stopping the person from finishing their ever so boring story or gently reminding them that their story was stupid because it is lost in the never ending story basket :)
The story basket is open to past, present, and future comments.
friend 1: "omg that reminds me of this one time i went to Nebraska.." friend 2: "cool story bro, put it in the story basket.....oops no one cares"
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