Burrito Suave

1. Soft Donkey
2. Sex position which involves two males and a burrito, in which a burrito acts as a sort of "see-saw", where each partner grabs an end and receives stimulation.
3. Dance Move.
4. Super Hero
5. A hardcore Slam Dancing donkey.

1. Soft Donkey
2. "No tony!! I will not have sex with you!!, only if u bring El burrito suave.="

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Dirty Burrito

The act of defecating into a sock, stocking or other similar item of clothing and beating somebody with it. Generally done for sexual purposes.

Man, that bitch was acting way too uppity. She got what was coming to her, though; he showed her who was boss and gave her a dirty burrito. She smelled like shit for a week.

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Justin Burrito

A magical experience in the mexican world of burritos. Many orgasims come with the consumption of the Justin Burrito. TRY IT WITH CARNE ASADA! $5.28!!

Dude i just jizzed in my pants this justin burrito is so good.

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wet burrito

the previous definitions are wrong and confused with other activities. a true wet burrito is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis and then proceeds to recieve fellatio from a female parter. right before ejaculation he rams his burrito into her butthole to fill the wrap with "meat" aka fecal matter.

Som' bitch done got herself a wet burrito after back talkin me last night!!

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Rome's Burrito

The Burrito.
It will defy all.
It will win against all.
It's hot sauce level is over 9000.

Rome 4 Permaban. :)

Rome's Burrito was stolen.
FUUUUUUUUUUU-

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burrito face

One who piles on lots and lots of make up just to go to Chipotle to eat a burrito.

Geez girlfriend, you are such a burrito face. We're only going to Chipotle to eat a burrito, we're not going to prom!

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george burrito

a burrito that has literally everything. I mean every.fucking.thing. from Freebirds.

Dude, I hear Paul order the George burrito, he was sweating for 4 hours after he ate it.

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