naked cousin = cousin you are close enough you've been naked together. ( skinny dipping, changing clothes etc. )
naked cousin = a cousin so attractive you'd like to see him/her naked.
I've hung out with him all my life. He's even a Naked Cousin.
He got to be my Naked Cousin. That summer we went camping at the lake.
Man, I wish she was my Naked Cousin. She is so hot.
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When a guy or a girl has swapped spit with the same person thier friend has.
That freaking tounge whore makes out with everyone when she's drunk. That makes you guys Tounge Cousins.
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A girl who has slept with the same guy as you have. So you have therefore become cunt cousins because you've both had the same dick in your cunt.
"Jenny fucked Tom too, means me and Jenny are cunt cousins".
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Its when you and your cousin acts very similar to each other that people calls y'all twins but some things are different about y'all.
Guy: is that your twin sister?
Girl 1: no that my cousin
Guy: but y'all act similar and look the same
Girl 2: we're twin cousins
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Two men who have shared the same girl in bed.
Elvis: Hey I heard you had sex with brooke?
Devin: Yeah, Why do you ask?
Elvis: I did her too welcome to the family we are now WIENER COUSINS!
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A white guy with a jew fro that looks mexican.
Friend 1: im gonna call you cousin skeeter from now on....
Friend 2: do i want to know why?
Friend 1: its because you're mexican and have a jew fro.
Friend 3: is Chris around?
Friend 1: Nope just Cousin Skeeter and I.
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