When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.
Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.
Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?
Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.
Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
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a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.
Man it smells like shit in here!... there must have been a crust punk show last night.
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my friend woppemz is Mr crust btw so ask him
maaa ma dis man lookin like he all crustee an shit ma-. Mr crust
A crust punk is a punk who hates the government, doesn’t shower and wears the same clothes everyday
Hey who is that?
That’s bug, he’s a crust punk I wouldnt touch his trousers or his hair if I were you
Mut crust is slang for crusty females (usually name starts with s and ends with a) or a girl with a crusty vagina area
The rings of crust that emerge on a dildo/vibrator after several uses and not keeping it clean.
"I went round to Becky's last night and found her rabbit. It was covered in Crust Halos"
THE WHITE FLAKY RESIDUE THAT DEVELOPS ON YOUR PENIS AFTER GOING BARE BACK RIDING WITH A CHICK
DUDE, I WOKE UP AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOWER. I CAME TO WORK WITH CAPTAIN'S CRUST