Duke Nukem

The video game version of Chuck Norris

If chuck norris was a character he would be duke nukem

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Mondo Duke

When your shit is bigger and more explosive than you thought causing you to flood and overflow the bathroom than you are in making it look like it’s from so sort of horror movie.

“Dude I took a Mondo Duke!”
“Crap, lets get out of here!”

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duke lacrosse

To accuse customers of rape whilst simultaneously holding at least five other "flavors" of DNA inside oneself, leftover from previous naked performance(s).

The nappy-headed ho that duke lacrossed 'em didn't play no basketball, but she sure did dribble. Good ball handler, too, they say.

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duke nukem

The game that let you see a stripper's boobies while you fight aliens and pigs.

Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!

-duke nukem

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ma duke

another way of sayin' mama. Don't know the origin of it...

"Ma duke ain't givin' me shit!!" from B.I.G.'s 'Gimme the Loot'

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french duke

A flamboyantly dressed theatrical extravagant camp man.

Laurence Llewelyn Bowen, Russel Brand, David Walliams, Jonathon Ross are all french dukes

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ruthless duke

(n.) A product of a bowel movement which is exceptional for its unusually large volume, ghastlier-than-usual odor, or extremely laborious (i.e., child-labor-like) effort to deliver, or any combination of those elements.

(1)
After a week of constipation, she shat such a ruthless duke that both ends breached the water line in the toilet bowl.

(2)
Roommate 1: "I'll be right back...I gotta go leak."
Roommate 2: "Ummm...you might wanna wait to go in there."
Roommate 1: (nearly gagging from the smell) "Fuckin' A, right...That must've been a ruthless duke, man!"

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